She brought her own mistletoe and wandering hands and groped a Senior Santa while sitting on his lap. This is according to police officials in Danbury, Connecticut. The woman accused of molesting St. Nick, Sandrama Lamy, apparently didn’t read the Santa Clause that said, “No fondling the jingle bells.”
After squeezing the Charmin, the 65-year-old Santa [...]

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